It's official.  After a scrupulous investigation, an internal audit committee has found that that ACM Conference Committee is on-track to conquer the world.  Following the ACM Elections on April 9^th, Chair Emeritus Vilas Dhar pointed out that the new executives-elect were all loyal members of ACM Conference.  Winners included MechMania programmers Don Schmidt, Andrew Lusk,  conference secretary Andy Washington, and Conference Network and Computer Admin Christopher Clausen.  This election follows the recent University Student Senate elections, where conference members took 5 of the 50 student seats, including Senate President.  A whopping 10% of the senate is now controlled by conference, up from 4% last year.  A conference member who wished to remain anonymous reported, "We anticipate having a senate majority within three years."  The source declined to comment on whether or not conference committee planed to run a candidate for Chancellor or President of the University.  However, the source did advise that, "Stukel is no match for the powers of conference."  Barring any major developments, the audit team expects to finalize their report later this week.