The 1996 ACM@UIUC Programming Contest

Names That Didn't Make It

These are some of the more interesting (or humorous) results of a brainstorming session. Look upon them and be thankful that you were spared.

MechManiaII: Black Hole 4000: The Giant Sucking Noise
MechManiaII: Funky Nebula
MechManiaII: A Very Brady Contest
MechManiaII: Phigs in Space
MechManiaII: Flaming Hot Space Death
MechManiaII: Rage Against the Machine
MechManaiII: Naked Space
MechManiaII: The Template of Doom
MechManiaII: Escape From Space
MechManiaII: Plan X From Outer Space
MechManiaII: SuperAss SpaceShips Vs. The Amazonian Women From HELL!
MechManiaII: CattleStar Galatica
MechManiaII: Galactic Terror

MechManiaII: The Wrath of Const

This one almost made it, and even had some dialog bits, just in case...

    "I will let your Mech live if, in addition to yourself, you turn
     over to me all material concerning a project called... Caffeine."

    "Caffeine?  Never heard of it."

    "Don't insult my intelligence, Admiral."
      ...

    "Keptin!  It was Const!  He put structs inside our bodies, made us
     segfault, made us say horrible things..."

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